Vanity

I was updating my overseas aunt abt recent happenings & so i told her something really interesting to her .. not tat we dint have anything happening for quite a while, in fact, one man's selfish decision last yr rippled so much changes, pain & trauma to us.. we are still learning to piece back the broken puzzle.

Orite! Today's topic shld be on vanity vanity & more vanity! Look @ ST's Urban & you'll get e clue.

So, i was telling Aunt that abt 2 weeks ago Ms S. went for lipo-suction on the legs. Oh yes.. that method thats able to 'suck' your fats out from wherever obese areas u have, done surgically ONLY by a doctor. Its was known that Ms S. went for this lipo-suction [LS] without anyone knowledge & shocked her family when she reached home almost not able to limp. She dint wan to admit to the hospital. (How is she going to explain for not coming home the entire nite.. to her kids especially! bad example.) so no, she came home. & the situation got so messy, blood & fluids were oozzing out from her few wounds(holes i call em) so as to enable the doc to insert watever long metal rods into the area to pump/push those fatty tissues.. i also dono. It almost flood the bed.. she was bedridden. legs swollen, bruising.. aiyo.. like so ke lian.. but after awhile I tht she was stupid. Y I said that? Well, the operation coincides w. something major she had to settle & requires her to run around sorting things out & since she was quite bedridden, being only abt to limp the speed of a tortoise how is she going to settle her stuff by the deadline in 3 days time? I tell u, even a chicken ‘walks’ faster than her. Of cos I questioned her why the hell did she has to choose such an inappropriate time & guess wat she tells me? “I dint know it could be so serious. I tht I could get it done w/o anyone knowing.” Wah, I wana knock her head!!That’s y I was complaining to Aunt how silly a woman she is. Dint she even enquire clearly all the details she needs to know, before, during & AFTER such an operation?? Hai…

Den I moved on to telling Aunt that I went for my Lasik last month which she was equally excited about & thought of doing it has been in her head for some time. She was saying these entire vanity fuse these days seen previously on the TV, magazines & such are now happening just around us. Real ppl we know! How amaze she was. Honey toyed with the idea of having a nose job too! Wah liao ay! Den I wana stitch my one-sided single into double eye lid too! WAHhahhaa…

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